If I didnt drink Mountain Dew I would be an alcoholic. When I come home completely stressed out, I need a drink. Instead of reaching for that Jack Daniel's in the fridge, I bust out a cold Mountain Dew and suck that baby down faster than my daddy drives.... How can anything compare to Mountain Dew? The crisp, citrusy flavor that slides across your tongue and slithers down your throat, that banishes those pesky caffeine-addiction headaches, and makes all right with the world again.... Dew tastes like heaven while alcohol tastes like... well, alcohol, and I can drink Dew in front of my parents. I can also drink Dew at work without getting fired. I can drink it at school and actually enhance my learning capabilities. It doesn't make me smell nasty, it's alot cheaper than alcohol, and I can remember what happens after I drink a Mountain Dew....
I have a caffeine addiction, and I am proud!! I am not ashamed to stand up and shout it out to the entire world!!! When I am forced to go too many hours without a cold, delightful Mountain Dew in my system, I become a cranky, foul-tempered bitch with a splitting headache. But as soon as I knock back a can of Dew, my attitude is mellowed, my headache takes a hike, and I become the lovable person everyone knows me as!!
Mountain Dew is the Official Drink of antichrissy, Evil Dead Pony, The Church of the Evil Dead, the JediPonies,
and every other homepage I own!
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